santaspice:

*angles laptop away from whoever sits next to me*

(Source: annemarina)

cleopatrasweave:

today i realized how much i love anubis like he just


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this sarcophagus contains all the fucks i give. also your beating heart

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talk to the hand cuz the face aint talkin

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say that to my face horus you falcon headed fuck

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calm down ladies

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LOOK @ ME WHEN IM TALKING TO YOU YOUNG MAN

angeldictator:

I wonder if any of my friends had a crush on me but then got to know me and were like “haha no, dodged a bullet there.”

doyoueverfeelfeels:

panicatthewhorehouse:

i’ve never understood why ‘manslaughter’ is the name for a lesser charge than murder.

manslaughter sounds like you freaking chopped someone into pieces with a rusty axe and fed them to your dog.

thank you

(Source: thebiggerblackerdick)

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